I've Got Issues

Winter weather leaves me with some serious issues. Here are just a few.

- My lips are chapped.

- My fingernails keep breaking.

- My feet are chaffing.

- My nose has flakes of skin on the end of it that I am so afraid people will mistake for boogers.

- My hair is lifeless (not sure what that means, but the Pantene people would like me to think that).

- I'm itchy all over.

So what are your issues today?